Recently, someone have been giving out my numbers once again. I received an sms last Wednesday evening from the number 016-6202347, with the message: "Phone sex now?"
Yes, a remarkably interesting question. A question not even my ex-boyfriends dare ask of me, I am now getting it from a total stranger. Kenny, who was with me when I got the sms, asked me to call the person. But I wouldn't want to mislead the bugger into thinking that I am going to do it with him. So I text the bugger back and asked: "Who are you?"
He never replied.
Just when I thought that the nightmare is over, I got a reply from 016-6202347 the next morning. "I am plu too is 1 ppl frm irc give ur number 2 me. 2day i offday."
Now I'm pissed more than curious. I haven't been on MIRC for ages, so who the heck that has a grudge on me so badly that he/she is thorowing my number out to strangers who wanted phone sex?! Next time, give it to people who wanted real sex, please! Don't you know that jess don't do phone sex?!?!
I chose to ignore the guy and chose not to reply.
At 5.26pm, I got another sms from the same idiot, who just can't seem to get the hint from the ignorance I have been showing him. "I so horny now. How abt u?"
"I'm very pissed right now and wanted to expose to the world what a horny bastard you are." How's that for an answer?!
Pissed to the max, no thanks partly to the 4bad day I was experiencing at work, I replied him. "Got pix?" Firstly, I wanted to see how this person look like. And just so I could use his picture to threaten him into telling me who the fuck gave him my number.
In less than 10 mins, I got an MMS from the fella. This is the picture he sent me of himself:
IS THAT WOMEN'S UNDERWEAR?!?! AND WHAT'S WITH THE BELLY HAIR?! URGH!! PLEASE GET A WAX OR SHAVE IT OFF YOURSELF, DUDE! AND NEXT TIME, IF YOUR POTENTIAL PHONE SEX TARGET ASK FOR YOUR PICTURE, PLEASE SEND A FACE PIX. DON'T YOU KNOW THAT WOMEN'S UNDERWEAR IS A MAJOR TURN OFF FOR GAY MEN?!The thing is: I really don't get phone sex. I can understand those who have webcam sex cos you can see the person who is on the other end. But phone sex?! HOW?! It's not that you would know if the person on the other side is lying to you or not. For all you know, this person could have having a cup of tea while killing his/her time on the phone with you! So what's the point of doing it? At the end of the day you're still just pleasuring yourself anyway. So why waste your phone bill on something stupid? The way I see it, if you want something erotic, go get yourself off watching porn! At least you can see what the other person is doing while you pleasure yourself. And it's cheaper!
(P.S.: Whoever you are, I'm gonna need you to tell me who the fuck gave you my number so I can rip his/her heart out from his/her throat! In return, I would do you a favor by taking this picture of yours off my blog and remove your number from all the posters I made for you, which have your number and this underwear pix attached.)
- jessism © 09082007 –
4 comments:
At least...at least the underwear is clean lah! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
OMG... Still got someone use IRC??? Zaman bila ni? If this ppl dare to send you his face pix then sure he will ask for real sex but not phone sex... He'll happy if he know that you posted his number on your blog so that ppl know his no. I'll help you put his number behind the toilet door.... Which area better ah??? lol
Cute mah the underwear.. got sun summore! :P
:S why not wearing a G-string! *MAD*
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