A friend of mine who just came back from Korea told me that the Koreans worship penises. Well, jess being jess, I thought: That bugger must be going out of his mind. So when I saw my ex-colleague Lin, who is now studying in Korea, online, I asked her if it's true that Koreans worships penises. And guess what she answered? "Oh, I just went to a phallus museum on the weekend." (Right… Not exactly the answer I was expecting.)
Here's what I think: A museum is a place where you can see all those ancient artifacts, relics, antiques, dinosaur fossils, and all sorts of weird stuff people back in the non-so-modern world used. But what is there to be seen in a Phallus Museum?! Fossilized dino-penises from the Stone Age? Ancient stone-made vibrators? Mummified penis of King Cock? I mean, come on! Are you guys serious?! A museum filled with dicks?!
According to Lin, the museum not only has a fence which is made out of penises, the place is also filled with drawings, sculptures, and even idols! Sculptures of giant phallus, I can still accept. But idols?! All that came to mind was: A museum with a lot of weird looking naked idols with huge kahoonas hanging between their legs.
Lin logged out before I can post her another question: "Are all Korean men gay, or at least bisexual?" I mean, they have to be either or to be worshiping penises, right? And what are those people who visit the museum say to one another? Especially one straight man to another? "My god, that's a beautifully drawn/sculpted penis?!" Like that is ever going to happen.
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I don't know whose brilliant idea it is to call the wisdom tooth the "wisdom tooth". First of all, I think I'm already smart enough. With an IQ of over 125, I don't need a stupid tooth's approval to show that I have enough wisdom to make it through this stupid life. By the way, did I mention that it hurts like hell?!
