The One About Laziness

I have not laugh so hard and so loud for a very long time.

I don't know what gave them the idea for this episode, but you have got to watch this! For those of you who can understand Mandarin, go download the February 27th episode of "Kang Xi". The theme for that episode is "Beauty Tips From Lazy People".
The funny part about this episode is that I find myself agreeing to almost everything that was mentioned in the episode. (Only difference is, they are far worst than me!)

The person that I can relate to the most is Makiyo. When she mentioned how "inconvenient" it is to have to get up and throw used-tissue-paper-that-you-just-blow-your-nose-with, you have no idea how hard I nodded! Hahaha!!! It's true! Can you imagine how inconvenient it is to have to get up and find a waste basket and throw it? Only to find that you will have to repeat the action again and again?!
Queena Liu said that she will choose NOT to go out if the outing only last for "less than 2/3 hours". Why? Because it's very troublesome. You need to figure out what to wear, put on make up, style your hair, etc. Why do you think I have long hair that I have straightened? It's so that I don't have to comb or even style it when I go out! I can just wake up from bed and my hair will be perfect. It does help in cutting down the time I have to spend on preparing. Which means, I get to sleep, or laze around, for a few extra minutes! =D

Remote control and TV. OH MY GOD! I tell you: I really can't remember life without a remote control! I seriously don't! If I'm watching TV, I'll have to make sure the remote control is just beside me. And if I can't find the remote control, I'll question everyone in the house and try my best to find the culprit that hid that damn thing. And if I still can't find it, forget it. I'll just NOT watch TV that day.

And do you guys remember back in the days when VCD existed? What a pain it was to have to get up and change the disc? I'm telling you, whoever invented DVD, is definitely a genius... the person really saw a market in us lazy people! And now there's Blu-Ray! I wonder when will they put the whole season of a TV series into one Blu-Ray disc, then I wouldn't have to get up and change the DVD every 4 or 5 episodes anymore.
When Makiyo mentioned she's too lazy to even check the menu, I almost fell off my bed. That is exactly what I hated the most! Why do you think I always order the same thing when I'm at Paddington's? Can you imagine lifting up the menu at Paddington's?! The damn thing is the size of a women's lifestyle magzine and weights like five of those all binded together! And having to go through ALL the hundred pages of it?! That's totally crazy! You know, one might sprain their arm from lifting something that heavy some day! And the menu at certain (Chinese) restaurants (especially). The menu they gave you could be the size of an envelope. But after you unfold it, it turns into this A3-size-map-filled-with-fine-print-words-and-money-signs-and-there-is-no-way-you-can-fold-it-back-to-the-way-it-was! Sigh... Just thinking about it is enough to make my arms sore.

What's your dirty lazy beauty tips?

"Some people call it 'lazy', I call it 'introvert'." - jessism

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The One Inspired By A Conversation With My Ex

(*With permission from my beloved ex, whom I promise to leave "thee name out". I love you, babe! LoL...)

I still do keep in touch with my ex. We still meet up form time to time for a meal, or two. He still call, we still talk. We're still friends. Then today, something happened.

Originally calling me out and asking me for dinner, we ended up having a more than 90-minute chat on the phone about, get this, sexual fantasies. We've been together. We knew each other even before we got together. And I always thought I knew everything there is to know about him. But I have never heard this from him when we were together! (You have no idea how uncomfortable I was to hear all that coming from someone I used to date. It's dead weird!)

(Since I promise him I will not disclose his fantasies here, let's cut straight to the gist of it.)

The not-so comfortable conversation really got me to think about that very first sexual fantasy we used have when we were kids. Like, what was the first ever "dirty" thought that came into our then-innocent mind, before it was plague with all the crudeness of the world? Who was our first crush back then?

I admitted straight out to my ex that I was NEVER innocent. Even my recollection of my earliest childhood pre-porn fantasy involves people doing very porn-like things to one another, which I never knew possible (then). LOL...

My ex has this theory that "human beings are sexual", and we are both liberal and 'old enough' to talk about all these. The question now is, how comfortable are you in sharing your bedroom fantasies with your friends? So here's what I'll do:

I'll do a post on MY sexual fantasy, when I was a kid, and share it with the world, if I get more than 4 replies to this post telling me about their fantasy. Good? You can go annonymous if you wanted to, I just need 3 replies.

Do think try and think back, see if you can remember what's your earliest childhood sexual fantasy? And who's your first crush?

Once I get those 4 replies, I'll have my post up! ;)

"Sex is when you acheive orgasm with the aid of one, or more, person." - jessism

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The One During My Absence

As you are reading this, I have moved out and left KL.

A lot happened during my absence in February that made me changed my mind about staying in KL. Apart from losing my job and was jobless for close to four months, I was blackmailed, badly treated by ruthless housemates, beaten, raped, extort... the list goes on. (Don't ask me what happened, cause I really don't feel like talking about them again, or explaining.)

On top of that, my VAIO crashed. Yes, it crashed. No thanks to Windows Vista! I lost everything that was in the laptop: unused articles, writing samples, a short story I'm working on, but most important of all - I lost ALL the photos taken from late 2006 to 2008! Pictures of dinner gatherings and outings with my friends and ex-colleagues, my trip to Phuket, Langkawi, Macau and even Hong Kong, pictures with my family, relatives, friends, my ex, and even pictures of Didi... all gone. Sigh... :(

Although this posting might sound whiny to most of you, but those pictures really meant a lot to me. Files can be downloaded again, missing articles can be written once more, but those pictures are a memento of the ups (and downs) that I've been through. Moments that money can't buy. Sigh... :'(

Sometimes I really feel like it's fate; that all things happened for a reason. Maybe it's God's way of saying that it's time for me to start anew? Maybe it's a way to cut me off from whatever attachment I had in those missing files and documents?

Anyways: Aaron, thanks for being there for me although you gazillion miles away. Amy, and Darrel, sorry I got you guys worried. I wouldn't have be able to make it through if it weren't for you guys. -*HuGz*-

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