The One About Marrying A Gay Man

Talking to Sam online about how disappointed she is with men, straight men to be specific, it got me thinking: If straight men are such arse women said them to be, why would women still wanna marry them? Here's a thought, why not marry a gay man?! After all, as Amy puts it: "The secret to a happy marriage is to marry a gay husband."

01. Listener
99.9% of women always complain that their partner don't listen to them. Ask any women you know with gay friends, and you will find that gay men are actually very good listener. In fact, we are not only good listeners, we are also great...

02. Advisor
It's true! Ask yourself: how many times did your other half yawn or gave you useless advice the last time you went shopping with him? Shopping is a gay man's favorite past time! We will give you the answers you wanted to hear, telling you which match with what, as well as the dreaded line: 'that makes you look fat', without making you wanting to slap us.

03. Cleanliness
Women always complain about cleaning up after the husband. As most gay men have mysophobia, you probably wouldn't have to clean up after them. Heck, they might even clean up after you! Your house would always remain in a clean and tidy condition.

04. Beauty Tips
Marrying a gay man means the two can also share beauty tips! I guarantee you; NO living straight husband can do this: Imagine when your foundation/concealer runs out, you can't just go to your straight husband and say, "Darling, can I borrow your foundation/concealer?" But with a gay husband, you can always count on us to have one lying around!

05. Movies
When was the last time you wanted to watch a lovey-dovey romantic drama at the cinema and your hot-blooded boyfriend/husband dragged you to watch "RamBowl 100" with him? With a gay husband, you know that you can always count on him when you wanted to catch a romantic drama, or a stage musical! Heck, the two of you can even share a pack of Kleenex!

06. Understanding
Remember the time that you wanted to have those pink curtains, but your straight husband think that's it's too gay? Or your husband's inability to understand your obsession with Ikea, shoes or anything nice and posh? Well, as gay men, we understand your need for everything nice and posh, because we too are attracted to them like moth to a flame.

07. Sex
Marrying a straight man meaning you can only have sex with him and him alone, while he goes behind your back screwing every Thom, Trix & Sally he sees. Hey, if a straight man can do it, so could you! Marrying a gay men means, the two of you get to screw with every Tom, Dick & Harry any of you like. In fact, the two of you can even go out and hunt for men together! Now how cool is that?! Bet you can't do that with your straight husband!

08. Divorce
Let's be honest here. I don't think your gay husband is going to leave you for another woman any time soon. In fact, I can guarantee you that! And unless Malaysia legalizes gay marriage, I don't think he is going to leave you for another guy as well!

09. Sleep
Yes. Blissful and peaceful sleep. Women like to complain that their husband snores like a pig or waking them up in the middle of the night. Well, since you and your gay husband will most probably sleep in different room, you are sure to have that peaceful sleep you've always wanted. No one snoring beside you, and no one waking you up in the middle of the night, yet you will still have a sense of security knowing that you have a man in the house!

10. Tax Relief
Sure, the two of you will still get your annual tax relief as a couple, but why help straight men get their tax cut if he ain't treating you right? After all those examples I've given you, isn't sufficient to say that we 'deserve' it more? So find a gay man to marry today! LoL...

[Disclaimer: The article above should not be taken seriously. The author will NOT be responsible should any undesirable consequences, should any occur, after your marriage to a gay man. Should you take the article above seriously, and you are seriously thinking about marrying a gay man, the author suggests that the two of you work out a signed prenuptial agreement to avoid any unwanted, or undesirable, arguments after marriage.]

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