Gay Month

You can say that the stars are shinning on the GLBT society this month.

In Asia, Japanese lesbian politician Kanako Otsuji is set to wed her partner at Nagoya Park on June 3. According to the 32-year-old former Osaka Prefectural Assembly member, who came out in August 2005 in her autobiography, decided o hold her wedding ceremony at a park so that anybody could attend it. Kanako Otsuji's contribution to the GLTB society in Japan include bringing about a legislative change that allows same-sex couples to rent housing from the Osaka Prefectural Housing Corporation, which was previously limited to only married couples. Kanako Otsuji is set to run in the House of Councilors election in July. If elected, she would become the first openly gay politician!

*Kudos to this magnificent lady! As I understand, although homosexual act is not illegal in Japan but it still is frowned upon by the older generation, so her holding an open wedding ceremony in a park? W-O-W! Go girl! Sure hope she gets elected and becomes the first gay politician.

Despite Australia's strict equal-opportunity law, which prevents discrimination on grounds of sexuality, The Peel Hotel, in Melbourne, recently won a landmark case imposing a ban to all straight men and women from entering their nightclub. According to a patron of The Peel, "the general issues with women tend to be that they put their handbags on the dance floor while dancing, try to pick up gay men and make comments like 'what a waste'. There are also reported to be straight men that go to The Peel because it is reputed to have available straight women. There is some view that straight men drink and become aggressive and are more likely to be overtly negative towards gay men that they perceive as competition."

*In my experience, straight men do get all weird and more aggressive when they're under the influence of alcohol. Yes, gay men do get drunk and all weird out as well when they're drunk. But you don't see us going around bashing straight guys up. As for the women, I have heard of comments such as 'what a waste' and all that. To be honest? I beg to differ. Although what The Peel is doing seem kinda discriminative to the Heterosexuals but as the owner of The Peel puts it: ""Heterosexuals have other places to go; homosexuals do not."

Finally, in Illinois, two girls were held in custody after caught distributing anti-gay fliers, which depicted a male student kissing another boy, along with a hateful statement about gays, at the Crystal Lake South High School parking lot early May. Arrested and held in juvenile detention since May 11, the two girls were released yesterday and are now under home detention until their scheduled hearing on June 26.

*Serves them right! I guess the reason why the GLBT society keeps getting picked on is because there is no law protecting us. In the States, there is still the hate crime laws which include gender and sexual orientation as protected groups, but I doubt that we have that in Malaysia. Growing up, I was the target of bullies: picked on, beaten up, called names... someone even smeared cow dung on my school uniform while I was out for PE class! As kids, the parents can claim that this is part of growing up, but what will become of those bullies when they grow up? Shouldn't somebody be keeping an eye on them so they don't become gay bashers in the future? The girls deserve what they are getting. If it has to start somewhere, I really do hope that the girls will be punished for what they did to set an example for the rest.

- jessism © 31052007 -

Gay Malaysia

Whether we like to admit it, or not, despite the fact that Malaysia is a very fucking conservative country, this country is certainly at its best when it comes to promoting homosexual lifstyle!

If a lorry marked "Walt's Ice Cream" passes by, one would assume that it carries ice-cream for sale. I wonder what a lorry marked "MEN" sells? (shot taken in Sea Park, KL)
Every top's fantasy come true! "All bottoms" are only going for RM98! Time to get one for yourself!(Giordano Tebrau City, JB)

You've heard of Food Fair, Computer Fair and even Book Fair, but have you heard of the Men's Fair in Malaysia?! Everything is going at a "crazy price". (Berjaya Times Square, KL)

Just what every man desires: a chocolate coated pokey pocky stick. (Plaza Damas, KL)
And of course, who could forget this one? The oral sex ambassador: Oral-Me! I wonder why they put a halal sign there? Do they actually categorize private parts into halal and non-halal as well?(Pelangi Leisure Mall, JB)

- jessism © 30052007 -

Scent/Stench

Stench Evidence

My boyfriend calls me InuYasha, after that comic hanyou, because of my sensitivity towards smell.

To me, the things I smell can be divided into two major categories: scent (the one I like) and stench (the one I don't like). A few good example of the scents I like would be things like flowers, scented cancels, joss sticks, certain perfumes, coffee, my boyfriend, and of course, his baby pillow! (I'm telling you, one of these days, I'm so going to steal that baby pillow! Just you wait and see!)

Examples of things that fall into the stench category would include rubbish, certain women's perfume, Indian, garlic, and women. Yes, women! Scent Of A Woman my foot! It's more like Stench Of A Woman! I know a lot of straight men would beg to differ but honestly, I have to tell you that (to me) women have the strongest stench that is almost equivalent to that of a garlic, or and Indian's body odor. Things are even worse when they are having their period or ovulating! I'm not kidding you! I know that's about the time where most straight men would get an erection just by smelling her hair but for me, it's like a nightmare! (Sorry girls.)

I know some of you girls out there would probably think that I'm the only jerk who thinks that women stink. Well, let me tell you this. I have a friend, who actually confided in me that he too thinks that women stink! You have no idea how happy I was to hear that! At least I now know that I'm not alone on this.

Now I'm not saying that every single woman out there smells like garlic. Some don't smell half as bad, some managed to cover off their smell with a dash of perfume, but unfortunately, although people say that women has the best in 'taste', I think that there are some women out there are probably smell-deaf! I kid you not! They actually managed to splash on half a bottle of perfume, which doesn't already match them to begin with, that after combining with their body odor becomes a mixture of something like a concoction stench of garlic + Indian + rubbish dump! And trust me, you can tell when one of this people walk by: she would actually leave a trail of her not-so-pleasant-smelling "perfume" behind. I'm sure all of you have experienced this before.

Of course, that's not all. Some of you might be thinking that I'm joking, but let me tell you something: Don't think I didn't catch the "test-fart" you people release! You know what I'm talking about! If you wanna fart, go to a toilet for goodness sake! Don't do one of those "test-fart" thing! Or if you really have to do it, do it loud and proud with an "excuse me". If you're in a car, at least have the decency to wind down the window before letting it out! Do you know how hard it is to hold my breath until every other in car sniffs in the polluted oxygen and gave me newly recycled air to breathe on?

[Dummies' Note: Basically when you're around people (not alone) and you really have to fart so much so that your stomach is starting to ache you let out a small amount of gas in hopes of it being a quiet or non-smelly fart. If it smells or is a blastus you hold it back, but if it's a quiet one you walk around and pass the gas in a discreet fashion. That is call a "test fart".]

[Author's Note: I'm not making this up! It's true! This phrase actually exists!]

When it comes to smell, I really am very particular. Especially my room. I can't sleep if I find any other smell than mine on the sheets, unless it's boyfriend's. Whenever someone stays over for the night, that's it! Time to change my sheets. I get even more neurotic when the guests I have over are women. I'm not saying that I have to sanitarize the whole room but I get even more particular, as the smell they tend to leave behind is much stronger than those of a man. Of course, I wouldn't really have to worry about this problem any longer. Cause after this post comes out, I doubt that I would still have any female friend left.

jessism © 30052007

失眠

小老鼠,

我又再失眠了. 沒有你在身旁的日子真的比想像中的還難熬.

好懷念半夜裡偷偷醒來看你熟睡的夜晚... 你早上醒來傻笑說'早晨'的樣子... 在我加班時你坐在我身邊陪伴著我... 再我失落時鼓勵我... 我開始後悔所做的選擇了! 看來我真的不能沒有你~!

再度失眠的小狗,
犬夜叉

請人

動物與鬼一律不得申請.

[NOTE: The English Version is specially edited by 魔鬼魚, for those who cannot read Mandarin.]

Shocked

As narcissistic as I am, I know that I, definitely, DON'T have the looks to kill. So it's very shocking to find out over lunch today that I am actually "boy-toy" material. Yes, you heard me right: boy-toy material – te kind that rich boring people who doesn't know where to spend their money spend their money at for a certain condition.

Of course, jess being jess, whenever someone mentions that I will get a lot of money for an easy job, I will definitely be more than interested to find out more. So over lunch, after told three female friends me about the number of rich people they know and the number of them who are willing to pay good money to have a boy-toy of their own, I am proud to announce that I have a bunch of bad-influence good very good amazing friends! (Trust me, you'll be surprise with the name list.)

One of them was trying to convince me to meet a, get this, 35-year-old rich lady who is looking for company! She is willing to pay any amount if the guy can provide her "full service". (You get what I mean.) And if I am not interested with the 35-year-old, another one of them actually have another some-what same offer for me. According to them, I am, apparently, the type that is on high demand and is easy to get hooked anytime I want. (Now how come I didn't notice that before?)

So they suggested that if I really want this, I should meet this Lady-35 in a casual meet-up and my friend will find out if she is game. If not, my other friend will set up another meeting with her other contact. (Sometimes I really wonder if I'm really hanging out with the right crowd.)

As much as I love to smell of cold hard cash, a brand new car and a fully IKEA-furnished house, there is one slight problem. Jess is gay and has never has sex with another woman, and can never imagine himself doing it.

Sigh... So here I am working my arse off at a nine-to-five job with no OT payment, to find out that I am qualified to get a fixed monthly income with optional increment (depending on my "performance"), a car, a house and anything I want without even having to work hard for it and I can't take up the offer just because I'm NOT straight?!?! This is so very discriminative!!!

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….or maybe I should consider turning straight?! Hmm….

- jessism © 26052007 -

Condom

[The following is a news piece from News Strait Times:]

Tough Task Of Promoting Condom Use
Malaysia's Ministry of Health cannot openly promote condom use to prevent the spread of HIV because it could be misinterpreted as advocating promiscuity.

Promotion of condom use will be handed over to nongovernmental organizations, including the Malaysian AIDS Council and its 37 affiliates, Khalil said.

According to the Times, there are about 75,000 HIV-positive people living in Malaysia, 70% of whom are injection drug users. In addition, the government has said that transmission through heterosexual sex is increasing and noted a trend of increasing HIV incidence among women in the country. Current efforts to combat the spread of the disease have targeted IDUs, commercial sex workers and men who have sex with men, the Times reports.

According to Khalil, the health ministry and the government are concerned about the increasing number of HIV cases recorded annually. However, the government cannot be seen as an advocate of condom use because it could be misinterpreted, Khalil said. "We realize that we are in an Islamic country, and we have to do things carefully," he said, adding, "That is why we have given this duty to nongovernmental organizations."

According to Khalil, the government is aware that condoms are an effective method of preventing the spread of HIV, especially among marginalized groups like IDUs, MSM and sex workers. "The important thing is to prevent HIV/AIDS from spreading," he said, adding, "We have to give enough information to all levels of society. But changing knowledge to behavior is not easy."

Datuk Zaman Khan, trustee of the Malaysian AIDS Foundation, said he agreed that promoting condom use is the best method of controlling the spread of sexually transmitted infections, including HIV. He added that there are "so many taboos in this country," but "in reality, [premarital sex] happens."

MAC President Adeeba Kamarulzaman said, "Delaying sexual practices and having monogamous relationships are ideals, but these do not necessarily happen in real life. We have to match that with pragmatism." She added, "We know what works, and we have to get people to realize that they have to protect themselves, ... it's about protecting public health and educating the young".

Before I go on rambling about how important the use of condom is, here's some jessism:

Let's just put it this way. Whether we like to admit or not, the Malaysian government is a totally fucked up, stupid and irresponsible in every way. If promoting the use of condom "could be misinterpreted as advocating promiscuity", what difference does it make regardless of who is promoting it?! It's still "advocating promiscuity"!!

According to the article, "the government has said that transmission through heterosexual sex is increasing" how would they know that?! Do they go out and ask everyone, "do you share your drug needle with someone else?" Or maybe, "have you ever fucked a man?" Another question: How is it that by targeting men who have sex with men can help "combat the spread of the disease "?! Wouldn't it be easier if we just put up a big neon sign, showing a big huge ass condom, with the wordings: "Put It On, Or Else It's Not Going In"!?

I mean, come on! How are we going to fight something if we're not serious about it?! If our government can't do anything about something so important like this? What can they do?! From the recent news events, as well as previous ones, I sure find that they know damn well how to point fingers at each other when problem arises. You can spend so much on the stupid "Tak-Nak" campaign, which doesn't work! Why not just ban cigarettes for good?! Ban it! Make it illegal for everyone to smoke and you'll never see people smoking anywhere anymore! Simple as that! Why waste our tax money on ads and campaigns that doesn't work at all?!

But seriously, so we have an incapable and irresponsible government. So what? Even if they are not doing what they should to promote the importance of safe sex, we should all be aware of it! For goodness sake, if you're straight, you wouldn't want to knock up somebody's daughter, would you?!

As kids, my mother played a very important role in teaching me and my younger brother about safe sex. A very good example would be how my brother failed to notice the importance of it and he ended up knocking someone up. Being the irresponsible brat that he is, like our government, he did some bad judgment calls. But that's another story all together; let's shift our focus back to the importance of condom use.

To make it simple, if you don't have a condom with you, don't go screwing around. Run out with your pants down to the closest 7-Eleven if you have to, that's why they're open 24 hours a day!! To be there for you when you needed them! NEVER do it without putting it on!

Girls, if your guy don't have it, don't be afraid to kick him off. If he insists on doing it, threaten to break up, or call the cops! Just don't let his one-eye snake get anywhere near your abalone! (Or whatever you kids call it these days.) Same goes for you guys out there. If you're planning to have sex with another man, please do put it on and protect yourselves. I don't want to go lecturing you all about how wide the spread of HIV is among gay men.

If you still insist on not having a condom on, this is what I have to say to you: the safest sex is with your hands. Or like I mentioned earlier: "Put It On, Or Else It's Not Going In"!

Don't be stupid! Play it safe!

- a jessism © 24052007-

幸福

認識你的那一天起我的日子都充滿著歡樂. 當然, 當我們認識的那一天, 我發夢都沒想到我們會在一起, 更沒想到的是我們在一起也快一年了. 雖然這些日子里也有些感情上的問題出現, 但是愛上你我一點都不後悔.

這幾天, 我都有很認真的取考慮你對我所說的那一件事. 雖然我很不捨, 但是我真的不想看到你傷心煩惱的樣子. 我只想讓你快樂.

我知道幸福是應該去爭取的, 但是像我們這樣的關係就算我們很努力的去解釋, 我相信你的家人是不會理解的吧？你還記得嗎？很久以前我曾經問過你：如果這樣的情況真的發生，你會怎樣去應付？你還記得你當時的答案是什麼嗎？我想，你也該忘了吧？．．．那些都已經不重要了．最後，我還是做了選擇．如果那一天真的來臨，我會忠心的祝福你．因為我真的很希望你快樂．這對我來說可能也會是一中幸福吧？

jessism © 23052007

JDMA

Recently, I've been watching (and was pretty much hooked on) "The Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency". When I first started watching, I was like: the diva is starting her own agency, so?! And then it happened. My boy from "Manhunt" walked in! (I doubt anyone would remember John Stallings. He was eliminated at the early stages of the show. But to me, it was like: Oh my God, it's my boy John!!!)

I finished the first season in a day. (Thank god for Bit-torrent!) The show's ain't as bad as I thought it would be. Good looking models trying their best to impress the diva; male and female models baring it all on national TV... There's a little bit of something for everybody.

With the weekend gone and longer airtime for the show, my progress with the second season slowed down. It took me two days to get to Episode 3... Then something shocking happened: JP came out on national TV!

My gaydar was beeping off the hook when Andrew walked in during the first season. But JP?! No fucking way!! I know he's been rumored to be gay for ages and has been dating Lance Bass (of *Nsync) but still... I would've never expected it.

"Being a man is not about being an athletes or big muscles. It's about being honest. It's about being a man; having true convictions to yourself."
- Janice Dickinson (on JP's sexuality/coming out)

So to prevent myself from getting another near-heart attack moment, I logged on to the show's official website to check all the models out. To check if my gaydar was functioning properly, I clicked on Andrew Brett.

[Excerpts from the official site:]
Q: What is your favorite movie?
A: The Never Ending Story and Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland.
(Gay!)

Q: Are there any models you’ve seen at Janice’s agency that you think are hot?
A: Duh, like all of them. Chris Vanek is amazing! And John Stallings.
(Definitely gay! Haha... And yeah, I know... John.... yumm-my! )

Being the horny bastard that I am, I, of course, have to click on my boy, John.

Ok. Nice pictures and all. Then it's time for his profile:

[Excerpts from the official site:]
Q: What are your hobbies?
A: Sex, drugs, and rock-n-roll.

Q: Are there any models you’ve seen at Janice’s agency that you think are hot?
A: We all are! Huge crushes on all the guys, even production! Ha ha.
(Okay, so he's got a good sense of humor)

Q: Describe your ideal boyfriend/girlfriend? What does he/she look like?
A: Beautiful eyes, a well-kept body, just into nutrition and takes care of himself, great sense of humor, close relationship with family, romantic and a gentleman.
(Aww... that's sweet...)

Q: Can you see yourself married with a family someday?
A: No family, and depending on American law, who knows about being married.
(HuH?! Ok. Wait, back up a bit! Did I read it right?!)

Q: Describe your ideal boyfriend/girlfriend? What does he/she look like?
A: Beautiful eyes, a well-kept body, just into nutrition and takes care of himself, great sense of humor, close relationship with family, romantic and a gentleman.

Oh my fucking gawd!!! You have gotta be fucking kidding me!! It's like one of those gayboy fantasies coming true! John Stalling's gay!!!! Yay!! (Yes, he's gazillion miles away. So what?! =þ)

The morale of this story is.... ok, wait a minute. There is NO morale to this posting. I just wanted the world to know how happy I am to find out that my boy John is gay! Muahahaha...

- jessism © 16052007 -

Lost

It's strange how being in love can change a person.

I always thought that I knew what I wanted: meet the person I love (who loves me in return), fall madly in love, get married and live happily ever after. Yes, I know it's kinda childish and things like this only occur in some Ladybird's fairy tale, but that is all that I'm asking for.

Before I came out to my friends and family, I was really worried about how they will look at me. Will I be disowned? Will I lose my friends? How will the people around look at me? But at the end of the day, I guess, you can say that I'm one of the few lucky ones who have a bunch of supportive friends and family who stood by my side.

After coming out, I thought that the hardest part is already over. Everything can be transparent now that I'm out of the closet. My parents will get to meet my boyfriend and there will be no more hiding games, no more lies, and a better life. However, I find that life ain't always what we want it to be. As much as we would like for things to work they way we want it to be. Somehow, something will come along to remind us that Life already has something laid out for us. Life always has a weird way of sneaking up on you and goes: "I don't think so!"

I used to be very impatient. I hated kids down to my very bones. I don't use chopsticks at the dinner table...

This relationship has taught me more than how to use chopsticks at the dinner table. As far as my love life is concern, it's the best that's ever happened to me. But like mentioned earlier, Life has a funny of sneaking up on us. Just when I thought that I could finally have that happily-ever-after dream of mine realize something happened; I was informed that the happily-ever-after life I wanted might not happen at all.

My world came crumbling down. I don't know what to do.

I love this person. I was this close to getting down on my knees. But right now, I really don't know what do. I'm really lost. I always thought that when it comes to a situation like this, I would have the answer for it. I always tell my friends that should a situation like this arises, one should kick the asshole goodbye and just move on. But the fact is, things are always easier said than done.

Is love really so strong that we are to forget every single discipline that applies and just go with promises? Is it really worth it to risk everything that you believe in, even happily-ever-after, for something that is uncertain just for the sake of love, even when you know that you're at a losing end?

- jessism © 18052007 -

Missing

This is one of the many reasons why I tend to avoid reading Malaysian newspaper.

Going through some old newspaper, I saw a rather interesting heading which caught my attention: (Click pix on right for larger print)

"18-Year-Old Fell For 15-year Old"
"Perverted Same-Sex Love Caused Girls to Elope"
- a direct translation of the header -

The minute I saw the heading, I've already anticipated a very fucked up article. This was what I though: The article is going to be about the parents finding out their daughter's sexual preference, beat the crap out of the girl (or even lock her up in a room or something like that, even though the papers didn't mention it), then the smart girl pretend to obey them and when they let her out, she escapes from the hell she's in!

Of course, as most Chinese-wanting-to-save-face attitude goes, the parents will say tell the newspaper about how they tried their best to give her "good advise" and would plea for her to go home, so that they could send her to some degaynifying boot camp or force her to get married with another guy help her.

Of course, that is just my theory. But here's what the article is roughly about (do take note of the similarity) :

Girl (18) fell for another girl (15) and her family was against it, so she packed up and runaway from home on the 1st of March. Mother suspects that Girl-18 has already eloped with Girl-15. (Duh!)

Mother claims to have known about her daughter's same-sex relationship and had "advised" her not to be so stubborn (read: scold and slap the shit out of her), and told her that her girlfriend is only 15 and their relationship might affect Girl-15's study (which is total bullshit! Because if it's really about Girl-15's study, do you think that girl-18 would even think of running away in the first place?).

Mother now claims that she's very worried about her daughter and hopes that Grl-18 will call or get in touch with them when she sees the article. (Whatever the fuck for? So that she can return to the hell whence she just got away from?)

Just to show how worried Mother is, Mother has enlisted the help of Malaysia Chinese Association (MCA), which has in turn issued a warning to the public: It is illegal to help these two girls. If you see them, call the police! (Right... This is a very persuasive way to win back your daughter's heart and trust!)

The things that pissed me off about the article is how the headline call this a "perverted same-sex relationship". What the fuck is so "perverted" about this? If a 70-year-old man can marry a 20-year-old girl who is young enough to be her granddaughter and not called "perverted", what gives them the right to call two girls who are madly in love "perverted"? You wanna know what's "perverted"? Those who rape their own daughters, that's "perverted"!

Another thing is: I don't see why it is so important to find this girl and post her picture up so fucking huge and in color when Malaysia's most wanted criminals only get a small black and white picture that is 1.5cm x 2cm and you can't even make out their face! If only the Malaysian Press could put up more huge ass color pictures of the most wanted criminals in their papers, I bet we could've have all of them apprehended in no time!

The third question in my mind would be: Why is it illegal to help Girl-18? She's 18 and of legal age. If she doesn't want to talk to her parents means she doesn't want to talk to them! How hard is it to understand that? Why the fuck is MCA interfering with other people's family problem? Don't they have more important things to do, like, fight for more Chinese rights and quality in Malaysia? Isn't that the purpose of them getting set up in the first fucking place?!

What I saw in this article is 101 ways to ruin this poor girl's life. She'd probably be out somewhere working right now, trying to start her life over. No thanks to her brainless parents and the nosy MCA, she could be fired because it's "illegal" to have her around. So now her options are limited to:

A) Spend her whole life in hiding (or)
B) Go home and go through the degaynifying shit her parents have lined up for her

What I have to say? "If you're still out there, don't give in to them so easily! Being gay is not a sin. You are who you are, regardless of what people might say. Always hold on to what you believe in."

- For International Day Against Homophobia (IDAHO) 2007 -

jessism © 24032007

The Glass House

It's strange how things work out most of the time. The more we love someone, the more fragile we become.

The way I see it, love is like a glass house. When two people fall in love, they began their quest in building this beautiful and gorgeous glass house they aspire. When their relationship grows, so does the building process of the glass house. Each time they fight, a piece of glass will fall and shatter. But new pieces of stronger glass will be used to replace it and hold things back up.

However, should more cracks appear before a stronger pieces of glass is found to replace, the house will eventually crumble. The "builders" will get hurt but they will soon recover and learn to move on. No one knows how long the healing process will take for those who survive the crash; as for those who managed to finish the house, no one knows how safe and how long the house will stand.

- jessism © 17052007 -

Support Piracy

While having dinner with Myels near my apartment building yesterday, a man walked up to our table with a stack of pirated CD and went "靓仔, 支持吓翻版啦!" (Direct Translation: Handsome, please help suport piracy!)

Normally, I wouldn't even give a damn about what the fella says and just ignore him but this guy really cracks me up. Turning to him, I said no. But he went on.

"Ｄ錢收住也不會變金，不如攞來支持吓翻版啦!" (Money keep also won't turn into gold, might as well use it to suppot piracy!")

Again, I reject the fella.

"靓仔，唔睼吓最少都摸兩下就當支持吓翻版啦!" (Handsome, if you don't want to have a look, at least touch it to show your support for piracy!")

At that point I started laughing. This guy is really good! So just to send him on his way, I touch the a CD cover from the stack that he's holding.

"摸了就算不買也看一下吧？看了又不會變盲．" (Now that you've touched it, at least have a look at it. It's not like you'll turn blind.)

Hahaha... I'm telling you. This guy is really good! After rejecting him again, he thanked us for our time and went on to the next table and repeated the same line -- "靓仔,支持吓翻版啦!" (Handsome, please help suport piracy!)

If only original CD sellers are as good at promoting their CDs like this guy is, I'm sure they'll be making millions!

(To read more of why I think piracy rules in Malaysia, click here.)

- jessism © 11052007 -

Oral-Me!

People always say that pictures speak a thousand words, so i think it's best that I start this posting with a picture.
There are a few things that crossed my mind when I first saw it:

1. ...Me too!

2. Kinky! I should prolly get this for my boyfriend as a gift, with a card attached that says: Take the hint! Read the brand name.

3. Is this some sort of new oral-sex safety awareness campaign from Oral-B? "Always gargle with Oral-Me mouthwash before your oral action"

4. I wonder what the people at Oral-B were thinking when they release a product like this.

To be honest, I have no idea if this product is related to Oral-B, or not. If it does, it sure is one hell of a way to promote safer oral-sex.

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